In other words, a typical guy. But lately, they've been trying to rehabilitqate him by making him eat more fruits and vegetables (he now sings " A Cookie is a Sometime Thing". Were Jonathan here, he'd agree with the unknown daughter - "Dad, that's just wrong in so many ways".
So, in Jonathan's honor, I give you what Cookie Monster says in an unguarded moment:

I still suspect some One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest type action - look for the scars.